Dad Joke Country Club
Welcome to the Dad Joke Country Club
Where "Pull!" means something different.
The DJCC is the members-only club for golfers who took the game just seriously enough to ruin every family barbecue with it. No collar required. No tee time required. Just a thumbs-up for dad jokes, slow plays, and saying "good shot" when you mean "I should've gone home an hour ago."
Members get the best prices, first dibs on every new tee, and the warm satisfaction of knowing they're part of something objectively dumb but deeply correct.
Membership Tiers
Caddie
FREE — just sign up
- 10% off your first order (code: SAVE10)
- Joke-of-the-Week email
- $10 off on your birthday
- Early heads-up on new drops
Member
$25/yr OR earned at $100 lifetime spend
- Everything in Caddie
- 15% off everything, every day
- Free shipping on orders $50+
- 48-hour early access to new drops
- DJCC member card (digital, very official)
Founder
$75/yr OR earned at $500 lifetime spend
- Everything in Member
- 20% off everything
- Free shipping on every order
- Members-only colorways & limited drops
- Quarterly Caddie Bag mailer (sticker, koozie, dad joke calendar)
- Your name on the Hall of Famers page
- Early vote on upcoming designs
The DJCC Bylaws
- No collar required.
- Loud shirts encouraged.
- The 19th hole is sacred.
- Bad puns are the only valid currency.
- Slowest player buys the next round.
- If you yell "fore" you've already lost.
- Cargo shorts are formal wear.
How to Join
Create an account at checkout or via the Account link in the top nav. You're automatically a Caddie. Your tier moves up as you spend, or you can jump straight to Member or Founder by purchasing your annual dues (coming soon).
FAQ
Do I need to play golf to join?
Nope. You just need to either play golf, watch golf, dream about golf, or own one (1) shirt that suggests you might play golf.
Can I earn a tier without paying dues?
Yes. Every dollar spent counts toward your lifetime total. Hit $100 and you're a Member. Hit $500 and you're a Founder.
Can I gift a membership?
Soon. Stay tuned.
Is this serious?
About 60% serious. The other 40% is dad jokes.